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All I can say is...THANK YOU FOR THIS "ONLINE FAMILY". I used to be labeled a total, what we here call a "lemming". Oh yeah, I was a Ray Turd fan club president in my own little world, not too many years ago.

However, it happened one day without warning. I was watching, yet another, "Roach-el" Food Network show appear. I was actually a little bit "giddy" at the thought of another show. Then she came clogging in front of the camera, waving her horse hands around complete with the close-ups of the famous "sewage workers fingernails".

I couldn't believe it. In an instant (and long before I found this site) I was immediately turned off. Even more-so than when I walked in on my parents as a young child "Doin Da Butt". Oh yeah...that will traumatize for a lifetime. So much so, that now that my husband and I have a baby (after 14 years of marriage) I now sometimes think we should stop having sex. I mean...parents are NOT supposed to "DO IT", right?? :-)

So I digress...

I don't know how I found this site...or what "Ray-Turd" hater led me here by the "Powers that Be"...but Thank you a thousand times! I'm gonna love this place. Possibly more than I have ever loved any other website and definitely more than I ever loved seeing,yet another,"mesmerizing messpie"!

**Disclaimer to protect me**

Of ALL the recipes (and I use the word recipes very lightly here) that I've seen "horse hooves" make, I have never been tempted to make one. I have no idea to this day what the sick attraction was. I chalk it up to thinking she was a bit more of a "normal" person when she first found fame. Now I liken her to a robot gone seriously wrong!

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